Writing is Really Easy

Writing this poem is not procrastination.

Uploading this poem is not procrastination.

Reading this poem is not procrastination.

Writing is FACEBOOK really easy
Hemingway said himself
born in 1899
“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.”
vintage typewriters for sale.
It might help to focus,
tap tap tap
feel more at one with
tap tap tap
It’s how much? I’m not paying that!
There’s no delete or going back!
I’ll keep my overheating mac.

Writing is DING really easy
An idea?
Some inspiration?
No. Yahoo, ooh 5 unread
hobbycraft and TFL,
Wowcher (twice), someone called Meg
A refunded flight I never flew
Which reminds me what I came to do.

Writing is HEN PARTY ARTS AND CRAFTS really easy
Chekhov teaches how.
“Don’t tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.”
A glitter jar?
A wreath love heart?
A photo booth?
Or paint a vase?

Writing is FINAL DRAFT really easy.
Douglas Adams. What a guy.
“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
Oh, look at that, he’s English
Wrote a trillogy
of five.
(overshot that one by 2)
Quiet. Focus.
Open New.
Scene one. Interior.

Writing is TWITTER really easy
It was Maya Angelou,
“There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.”
But had she ever a punch line
end on character 142?
It’s all throwbacks, trains and Trump,
scrolling scrolling
Interior. Classroom – Day
Maybe some tea, and biscuits too,
Oh, while i’m up i’ll use the loo,
I’ll take my phone, in case I…
It’s where I get my best ideas.

Writing is really easy.

By Jade

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